One does not simply...; CW: long (slightly over 1,600 characters, not counting markup), eye contact in linked and previewed image
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Okay, since I won't be able to have pictures blurred out on Mastodon, here's a new approach: linking them instead of embedding them.
Anyway, this is what happens when the DJs at your virtual events are too good: They turn you into a music snob with high expectations.
Here is the picture which I hope Mastodon will hide behind the content warning. If I had embedded it like I usually do, Mastodon would put it into plain sight for everyone, including people easily triggered by eye contact, regardless of the content warning.
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One Does Not Simply Walk Into Mordor meme.
This time, what Boromir says is, "One does not simply get away with playing the single versions of Purple Rain and Nights In White Satin to us." If anyone who is not fully sighted wants to know more details about the image, ask. I'm trying to slim down the image description this time, also since the image is not actually part of this post.
It refers to the DJ events I regularly attend in virtual worlds. Our local DJs usually don't play single versions or radio edits. They prefer album versions, no matter how long they are, whether it's "Purple Rain" by Prince & The Revolution (8:41), "Nights In White Satin" (7:22) or even "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" by Iron Butterfly (17:03) or "Tarkus" by Emerson, Lake & Palmer (20:41). So when we're elsewhere, and the DJ plays a shortened single or radio version of one of these (except "Tarkus"), we're easily disappointed.
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