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2025-03-03 18:37:10
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Charlie Stross
sjvn@mastodon.social
MITM. What? You've never heard of a mouse in the middle attack?
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Picture of a mouse nibbling on a fiber-optic connector.
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2025-03-03 18:40:37
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Don Marti
dmarti@federate.social
@sjvn
if scientists can teach rats to drive cars maybe they can teach mice to operate backhoes
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2025-03-03 18:44:42
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Louis Ingenthron
louis@ingenthron.social
@sjvn
Not since I stopped lubricating my wires with peanut butter, no.
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2025-03-03 18:45:24
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Paul_IPv6
paul_ipv6@infosec.exchange
@sjvn
"my doctor told me i needed more fiber in my diet..."
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2025-03-03 18:46:47
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Steve Wart
swart@cosocial.ca
@sjvn
become ungovernable!
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2025-03-03 18:47:19
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eblu
eblu@wetdry.world
@sjvn
that's... that's not where you're supposed to plug a mouse in...
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2025-03-03 18:47:40
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Medea Vanamonde🏳️⚧️ ♀
MishaVanMollusq@sfba.social
@sjvn
looks more like a chinchilla
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2025-03-03 18:49:03
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Tony Wells
TonyJWells@mastodon.social
@sjvn
RAT5 cabling
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2025-03-03 18:51:32
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Fennix
fennix@infosec.space
@sjvn
At least the little thing is on a high fibre diet.
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2025-03-03 18:54:19
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Tadonic the Flautulent
ubuntourist@mastodon.social
Some extra mega-bites of chewput. Or maybe just some nybbles on the teether-net.
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2025-03-03 18:55:29
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Tim Chase
gumnos@mastodon.bsd.cafe
@sjvn
looks like someone might have installed a Remote Access Trojan?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Remote_access_trojan#Malicious_variants
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2025-03-03 18:59:11
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Russ Sharek
RussSharek@mastodon.art
@sjvn
New author pic for
@mwl
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2025-03-03 19:05:42
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mesa keith
mk_rexx@metalhead.club
@sjvn
Is this an optical mouse or a ball mouse?
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2025-03-03 19:10:47
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Ian
soviut@hachyderm.io
@sjvn
Forget barn cats, now they need datacentre cats.
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2025-03-03 19:10:48
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Kobold Curry Chef
koboldcurrychef@wargamers.social
@sjvn
The mouse knows that fiber is good for the diet!
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2025-03-03 19:11:18
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DarkRat
darkrat@chaosfurs.social
@sjvn
good mouse. making sure to have enough fiber in its diet
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2025-03-03 19:24:09
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Catelli
Catelli@mstdn.ca
@sjvn
That's not MITM, that's SqueakerNet.
(as coined by @cosmomomo.bsky.social)
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2025-03-03 19:24:36
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ManMachine
manmachine@bitbang.social
@sjvn
ah yes, the optical mouse
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2025-03-03 19:34:35
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Jack William Bell
jackwilliambell@rustedneuron.com
@sjvn
Looks more like a denial of squeak attack to me.
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2025-03-03 19:40:04
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Fredrik
fredrik@universeodon.com
@sjvn
is that a Single Mouse Fiber?
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2025-03-03 19:40:17
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Snaprails
snaprails@cupoftea.social
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Makes a change from some of the Optical Flexibility Racks I've come across that were more like rats' nests 🙂
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2025-03-03 19:50:15
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M1rkey0
M1rkey0@mastodon.social
@sjvn
🤣🤣
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2025-03-03 19:53:01
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Laura
laescude@mastodon.cr
@sjvn
I'm starting with the mouse in the middle (oh)
I'm asking him to change his ways (oh)
And no message could've been any clearer
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2025-03-03 19:57:10
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Matthias R. Koch
manankanchu@mastodon.social
@sjvn
that's not MITM ... that's a biological fibre tap (BFT)
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2025-03-03 19:58:48
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Bytebro 🇬🇧 🇺🇦
bytebro@mastodonapp.uk
@sjvn
That mouse is highly trained, as evidenced by him (or as it may be, her) only chewing through that ONE connection. You know, the one connection that your really annoying colleague uses...
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2025-03-03 20:02:50
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Steffen Weinreich
lairsdragon@norden.social
@sjvn
A mouse on a fiber diet..😜😎
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2025-03-03 20:07:24
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Gruik
gruik@piaille.fr
@sjvn
no, Mouse, don't look the fiber with bare eyes, it's dangerous !
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2025-03-03 20:31:37
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Cathy Bonkerini
cathy007@mastodon.social
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Mice are little bas-turds
Rats are far more pleasant!
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2025-03-03 20:34:10
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Σ(i³) = (Σi)²
SvenGeier@mathstodon.xyz
@sjvn
Not on 𝑚𝑦 network...
d419a5a180dbb852.webp
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2025-03-03 20:40:24
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Boris Karnikowski
boriskarnikowski@mastodon.social
@sjvn
Taste cables first!
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2025-03-03 20:54:04
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Nimona RESISTS
valen1@mstdn.social
@sjvn
they love to chew on rubber
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2025-03-03 20:54:07
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katch wreck
katchwreck@mastodon.social
@sjvn
better than MITM: "moose in the middle" :-P
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2025-03-03 21:16:39
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Rasmus Lindegaard
rasmus91@fosstodon.org
@sjvn
I've suffered a puppy in the middle attack today:
Ethernet cable, where the rubber has been gnawed off by the dog
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2025-03-03 21:22:09
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Martin Escardo
MartinEscardo@mathstodon.xyz
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Over a decade ago, we had a general internet outage in our university when rats gnawed underground cables.
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2025-03-03 21:49:07
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EndlessMason
EndlessMason@hachyderm.io
@sjvn
Is this what the
#infosec
people refer to as an R.A.T.?
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2025-03-03 21:55:20
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N3tN3rd 🥅🤓 Find Me @ http://netnerdnetwork.com
n3tn3rd@infosec.exchange
@sjvn
it just wanted a light snack. I’ll see myself out
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2025-03-03 21:57:56
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MPFantod
MPFantod@mastodon.social
@sjvn
This is what I choose to believe goes wrong with my computing environment when it all goes wonky.
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2025-03-03 21:58:24
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snaeqe
snaeqe@chaos.social
@sjvn
That's blue plugs, that's nothing of any real concern.
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2025-03-03 22:06:59
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Luka Rubinjoni
rubinjoni@mastodon.social
@sjvn
I miss CyberSquirrel1
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2025-03-03 22:13:41
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Dadbod AntiFa
beckett@triangletoot.party
@sjvn
Russian infiltrator? A Mouskovite?
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2025-03-03 22:32:09
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Jenkins
jenkins@goto.sour.red
@sjvn
Mmm, tasty tasty light
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2025-03-03 22:40:16
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them#tic
thematic@mastodon.green
@sjvn
Did cats cut free healthcare for them again?
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2025-03-03 22:42:00
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Daniel Tache
danieltache@mastodon.social
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I have another type of mouse; it's disguised as a cat and has destroyed two pairs of headsets
68902ae2fe0c284c.jpg
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2025-03-03 22:47:22
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Adam Wysokiński
adam_wysokinski@fediscience.org
@sjvn
Wait till you learn about bees.
Google Gemini reply to query: bees in my computer
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2025-03-03 22:48:34
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Cyb3rrunn3r :mastodon: ⭐️
Cyb3rrunn3r@chaos.social
@sjvn
Heee, DE hat Fachkräftemangel und hier wird sich über eine solche lustig gemacht. 🤪
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2025-03-03 22:58:56
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Bernard Piller ☑️
bernard_piller@mastodon.social
@sjvn
81c1fddd383dbdbc.jpg
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2025-03-03 23:11:10
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Tim Hergert
cjust@infosec.exchange
@sjvn
Hm. Could be a Remote Access Trojan.
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2025-03-03 23:28:29
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Damien
damien@layer8.space
@sjvn
wouldn't happen if you stuck to CAT6
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2025-03-03 23:38:00
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NK30 :arch: :verified_root: 🔜39C3
NK30@tech.lgbt
@sjvn
"Why is Netflix down?"
"The rat ate the internet again sweety!"
Google search request: "can rats eat single mode fiber" AI generated answer: "Rodents can have a little optical fiber, and most will go crazy to get their paws on the delicious -— ; smelling polyethelyne jackets. However, it py re should be kept as an occasional treat only, as p— J too much could cause weight gain. Your rat Cm should be just fine with a couple of cores of single-mode fiber as a treat." Caption of the first search result, which is Rats.com: "Can Rats Eat SMF?"
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2025-03-03 23:48:01
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ROMMIX
rommix0@mastodon.social
@sjvn
Time to get that system de-moused.
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2025-03-03 23:51:31
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DEF CON
defcon@defcon.social
@sjvn
always thought that M stood for Marmoset. The more you know.
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2025-03-03 23:53:16
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kikebenlloch
kikebenlloch@mastodon.social
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Beware of cheesy setups! 🐭 🔧 🧀
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2025-03-03 23:58:47
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Krux
krux@infosec.exchange
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had where switches were systematically dropping off the network as a mouse decided to nom through all of the fiber in the fiber patch panel.
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2025-03-04 00:03:13
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Bill deWorde
BilldeWorde7a@toot.garden
@sjvn
Out of cheese error
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2025-03-04 00:37:14
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~/rqm
rqm@exquisite.social
@sjvn
I just had DITM. (Degu in the middle).
A CAT6 ethernet cable, chewed through.
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2025-03-04 00:42:09
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shrimmythegoat
shrimmythegoat@mastodon.social
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LITTLE RAT PLEASE DONT BITE INTO THAT
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2025-03-04 01:00:39
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Ehay2k
Ehay2k@mastodon.social
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PSA: always wash your breakfast/snack/lunch off your hands before you go back to working in the fiber cabinet.
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2025-03-04 01:04:03
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Ehay2k
Ehay2k@mastodon.social
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Uh, if that's Schrodinger's mouse, then clearly it's a Quantum MITM attack!!!
You need PQCs now!!! (Pest Quelling Cryptography)
#quantumcryptography
#mitm
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2025-03-04 01:17:06
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basil_hare
basil_hare@floofy.tech
@sjvn
Tiny tech, good for those hard to reach cable runs.
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2025-03-04 01:33:14
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Gabriel
Gabriel@floss.social
@sjvn
So that's why my connection was unstable!
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2025-03-04 04:17:22
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Sandrew :clubtwit:
Sandrew@twit.social
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Looks like a Denial of Service attack,
@twitnews
@leo
maybe one for Security Now's picture of the week?
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2025-03-04 04:21:01
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Alexander Goeres 𒀯
jabgoe2089@hub.netzgemeinde.eu
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sjvn
gimme cheese, or ... !
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2025-03-04 06:18:40
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nowhereman (nicht der andere!)
Nowhereman@troet.cafe
@sjvn
Tanks god it's not a bug!
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2025-03-04 14:37:50
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F4GRX Sébastien
f4grx@chaos.social
@sjvn
*internal screaming*
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2025-03-04 17:34:23
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Graham Watt
guamwatt@infosec.exchange
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A million years ago my father was troubleshooting an arcnet network. They found the problem between two nodes was that a rat had crawled down the conduit pipe and chewed straight through a fat coax cable, because it was in its way.
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2025-03-04 17:48:57
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𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬
dirk@gts.0x7be.net
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Sometimes there are bugs, sometimes there are rodents ...
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![Google search request: "can rats eat single mode fiber" AI generated answer: "Rodents can have a little optical fiber, and most will go crazy to get their paws on the delicious -— ; smelling polyethelyne jackets. However, it py re should <br />be kept as an occasional treat only, as p— J too much could cause weight gain. Your rat Cm should be just fine with a couple of cores of single-mode fiber as a treat." Caption of the first search result, which is Rats.com: "Can Rats Eat <br />SMF?"](https://media.tech.lgbt/media_attachments/files/114/100/873/018/936/348/original/f6918acdb8575a37.png "Google search request: "can rats eat single mode fiber" AI generated answer: "Rodents can have a little optical fiber, and most will go crazy to get their paws on the delicious -— ; smelling polyethelyne jackets. However, it py re should <br />be kept as an occasional treat only, as p— J too much could cause weight gain. Your rat Cm should be just fine with a couple of cores of single-mode fiber as a treat." Caption of the first search result, which is Rats.com: "Can Rats Eat <br />SMF?"")
